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Fun Bash Scripts – Pranks & Useful Utilities!

Ninjas aren't always serious, sometimes they have fun too! 😈

Today, we’re diving into hilarious prank scripts 🤡 and super useful utilities 🛠 that make your terminal experience awesome!

Prank Scripts – Messing with Fellow Ninjas

1️⃣ The Keyboard Freezer (Evil Mode: ON 😈)

Want to disable someone’s keyboard without them knowing? Try this:

bash
#!/bin/bash
while true; do xdotool key Return; done

🔥 Escape? Press Ctrl + C to stop. (If they can. 😆)

2️⃣ The Random Terminal Sounds (Because Why Not? 🔊)

Let’s make the terminal scream randomly.

bash
#!/bin/bash
while true; do
  sleep $((RANDOM % 10 + 5))
  echo -e "\a"  # Sends an alert (beep) sound
done

Perfect for office fun. Just hide it in the background! 😆

3️⃣ Random Password Generator (Ninja Secure Mode)

bash
#!/bin/bash
echo "Your new ninja password: $(openssl rand -base64 12)"

💡 Use this to generate super-secure passwords!

4️⃣ The Lazy Git Commit Script (No More Thinking of Messages)

bash
#!/bin/bash
messages=("Fixed stuff" "Improved things" "Code is now magic" "Works on my machine" "Added a feature")
git add .
git commit -m "${messages[$RANDOM % ${#messages[@]}]}"
git push

🚀 Now your commits are always legendary.

The Ultimate Ninja Challenges

✅ Create a script that opens 50 tabs in the browser when run 😈

✅ Make a fake hacking screen that prints random sudo errors

✅ Write a backup script that saves all .txt files every hour

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